鍵盤俠|風雪哥背上文40歲女友頭像！美球迷：廢了！讓華子教育你

今天太陽球員杰倫-格林將自己40歲女友德拉雅-米歇爾的肖像文到了自己背上。

國外球迷群情激奮，怒其不爭，視其為NBA版阿斗：

[–]Sunsz_o_i_n_k_z 7236 points 10 hours ago

We are so cooked bro

太陽球迷：吾命休矣……

[–]AntawnSL 247 points 9 hours ago

Her game is stronger than his. He had no choice.

球迷：她技術比他好多了，他雙手控球無法破緊逼。

We got fleeced for KD. This guy’s bozo the clown.

太陽球迷：KD老兒又戲耍吾等，此小兒是弱智。

[–]Celtics8_bw 233 points 9 hours ago

I'm not saying it's worth it or that this is a good sign at all

But do you know how crazy the sex game gotta be to get a young rich professional basketball player with access to zillions of women tattooing your goddamn face on his back?

凱爾特人球迷：不知這是福是禍！

但你在一個身邊美女如云的年輕富豪背上紋那么一張大B臉，這玩得也太花了吧？

[–]TimberwolvesLameAfro 1116 points 6 hours ago

If you guys dont want him, we can take him off your backs for free, it'll be interesting to see him and Ant on the same floor haha

森林狼球迷：如果你們不想要，我們可以免費引進，看他和華子同場競爭那是樂趣不斷啊。

[–]Super-Maximum-4817 1028 points 6 hours ago

Imagine Ant trying to explain that you’re rich you can just fuck em and tell them to leave, you don’t have to move a 40 year old thirst trap in with you.

His mind will be blown.

球迷：想象一下華子會教育他：你有的是錢，可以拔d無情嘛，你干嘛在一棵40歲的枯樹上吊死？他的三觀肯定會震碎。

[–]SoilMaleficent4757 298 points 9 hours ago

Is that what Ant did? I thought he got them all pregnant

球迷：這是華子嗎？我怎么記得她們都是孕氣十足地走了？

[–]CavaliersOrnery_Penalty_5549 262 points 9 hours ago

He probably fucks 5x more than the ones he gets pregnant

騎士球迷：他睡過的女人中，懷孕率大概是5中1。

[–]Sunsawmaleg 133 points 9 hours ago

[–]Hawksjumboponcho 2674 points 10 hours ago

I don’t want any sex that makes me do something like this

老鷹球迷：白讓我打一p，我也不干這事。

[–]TairyGreene716 745 points 9 hours ago

Maybe just once

球迷：我愿一試。

[–]SunsJG_2214 108 points 9 hours ago

That’s probably what Jalen thought at first too lol.

太陽球迷：杰倫-格林剛開始可能也這么想的，哈哈哈哈

[–]sashathefearleskitty 133 points 7 hours ago

I was just saying this. The amount of experience that would be put on me this age it would absolutely ruin me as a man. She has generational box and head game. You would be indeed ruined as a man.

球迷：作為過來人我想說，這會毀了他，她有經驗有頭腦，肯定會毀了這個男人。

[–]Knicks14ktgoldscw 210 points 6 hours ago

What a thing to type out.

尼克斯球迷：聽君一席話，勝讀十年書。

[–]Rocketsi-race-goats 3412 points 10 hours ago

we traded this guy for someone who’s only love is the game

火箭球迷：我們交易他，就是因為他最愛的是游戲。

[–]BucksFoolishPerformer 1090 points 10 hours ago

And arguing with twitter trolls, don’t forget about that!

雄鹿球迷：還在網上和球迷互噴過，印象太深刻了。

[–]Rockets_MergatroidSkittle 586 points 10 hours ago

That’s the game he was talking about

火箭球迷：這就是他愛談論的游戲。

[–]RocketsKingGizzle 608 points 9 hours ago

And who is still younger than Jalen’s gf

火箭球迷：在坐各位誰比風雪哥女友年輕？

[–]Eirexxxx 1660 points 10 hours ago

Imagine what him ,Zion, Edward’s etc would be doing if they weren’t good at basketball

球迷：如果風雪哥、錫安-威廉森和愛德華茲不打籃球，他們能干嘛呢？

[–]Timberwolvesnhthelegend 703 points 10 hours ago

They’d be fuckin, that’s for sure

森林狼球迷：他們肯定會被生活按在地上摩擦。

[–]NBAayending1 167 points 9 hours ago

Zion would be a mukbang streamer.

球迷：錫安肯定會成為吃播網紅。

[–]needbmw_help 2521 points 10 hours ago

Homie is a real life victim lol

球迷：風雪哥是現實生活受害者，哈哈哈哈。

[–][LAL] Gary PaytonForgotPWAgainSigh 1711 points 10 hours ago

Well if you think that's bad, listen to this: she brought her son to watch an NBA game Jalen was in.

The son is the same age as jalen

湖人球迷：這你就受不了了？她還帶自己兒子看過風雪哥比賽呢。

她兒子和風雪哥年齡一樣大。

[–]DamageAccording5745 904 points 10 hours ago

Sounds like an even worse situation for the son.

球迷：怎么感覺她兒子更慘呢？

[–]Timberwolvesnhthelegend 902 points 10 hours ago

Room temp IQ on this guy

森林狼球迷：這貨智商和室溫一樣低（20多）

[–]DrFlyAnarcho 953 points 10 hours ago

If I wasn’t certain that this guy is a bust, now I am 100% sure he won’t develop into an all star despite all the physical talent. Just don’t have the brains to be successful in this game.

球迷： 他水沒水我還不確定，但他100%不會成為全明星，真是沒腦子，白瞎這身體了。

[–]Celticssherpa143 100 points 9 hours ago

Where are his parents? His homies? His agent? Literally anyone.

凱爾特人球迷：他父母呢？兄弟朋友？經紀人呢？來人救救他吧。

[–]Super-Maximum-4817 474 points 10 hours ago

She is the worst thing that could have happened to this guy.

球迷：她真是風雪哥的噩夢呀。

[–]Cavaliersmikhailitwithfire 170 points 9 hours ago

Might actually be the first actual Filipino athlete that the Filipino's won't claim.

騎士球迷：這可能是菲律賓人民最不愿意承認的菲律賓運動員。

[–]Celticsbigbootyjuice69 141 points 10 hours ago

Blink twice bro

凱爾特人球迷：風雪哥，如果被逼的，你就眨眨眼。